My compo skills.....what's so special?? ^_^

Hi there,its me,Wesley.I know I really should not be writing trash on the blog but i thought that this might be correct.

But deep down I wondered,why do people always think that my compositions are fantastic? Why can't everybody be like me and write fantastic compositions? I don't think my compositions are that good....I make mistakes like anyone else,WORSE mistakes sometimes. But what sets me apart from all of you apart from my belly filled with jiggly goodness and prodigious rump ( butt ) is that I READ. When i mean read, i do not mean stories like "Mr midnight" and "True singapore ghost stories" Mr midnight is not that bad but it lacks meaty words for your vocabulary,True singapore ghost stories however, is a piece of rubbish,it has singlish,has completly NOTHING for your english language!!! I know that condemning the book is not nice but reading to much of this can seriously hamper your command of english. What do I read then you may ask, I read REAL stories,stories like Skullduggery Pleasent, The House Of The Scorpian.y the way the last two are real books,pages and pages of minless violence and meaty words. The word narcisstic,I learnt it a few days ago from the book Skulldugger Pleasent,i just did not know how to pronounce it.
So in time, i hope that you will follow my example and be fantastic writers too!

Please note;: There may be some spelling mistakes for im not really good at typing.